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Lord & I Funeral Home
1005 W. Expressway 83, Penitas, TX 78576 · (956) 519-2649
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★★★★4.136 Google reviews
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About Lord & I Funeral Home

Lord & I Funeral Home is an independently owned full-service funeral home serving the Penitas, TX area. As a full-service provider, they are equipped to handle a range of needs, though specific details about offerings such as pre-planning, veterans' services, or cremation packages beyond direct cremation are not available here. Their direct cremation starts at $2,295, which can be compared against other local providers to determine where they fall on the pricing spectrum for your area. On Google, they hold a 4.1-star rating across 36 reviews, a modest but generally positive showing, though the relatively small number of reviews means individual experiences carry more weight and may not reflect a broad range of families served.
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Pricing overview
Source: General Price List · Data as of Apr 2026
Direct cremation
All-inclusive package
$2,295
Direct cremation from
$2,295
Basic Services of Funeral Director and Staff1 items
Basic Services of the Director, Staff, and Overhead
$1,200
Embalming1 items
Embalming
$595
Use of Facilities and Staff4 items
Use of Facilities and Staff for Viewing/Visitation
$450
Use of Facilities and Staff for Funeral Ceremony
$450
Use of Facilities and Staff for Memorial Service
$450
Use of Equipment and Staff for Graveside Service
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Transportation3 items
Transfer of Remains to Funeral Home (First Call)
$495
Use of a Funeral Coach (Hearse)
$400
Use of a Family Car (Limousine)
$95
Forwarding of Remains1 items
Forwarding Remains to Another Funeral Home
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Receiving Remains from Another Funeral Home1 items
Receiving Remains from Another Funeral Home
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Direct Cremation1 items
Direct Cremation
$2,295
Immediate Burial1 items
Direct Burial
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Google Reviews
★★★★★Lupita Hernandez
8 months ago

I want to sincerely thank The Lord & I Funeral Home for the incredible care, professionalism, and compassion they showed during one of the hardest times of our lives. What could have been an unbearably painful experience was made gentle and meaningful , they truly helped turn our sorrow into somethi…

★★★★★Crystal Castillo
11 months ago

WARNING!!!! DO NOT USE THIS FUNERAL HOME. CARLA THE DIRECTOR SAID SHE DIDNT CARE!!! NO EMPATHY, NO COMPASSION!!!! It took me awhile to write this due to how much pain this place has caused me. Upon dealing with this devastating loss, I put my trust in these employees and directors from Lord and I. T…

★★★★★lindsay
a year ago

I cannot express enough gratitude for the compassion and professionalism of Mrs. Carla Boyko as a funeral director at The Lord and I Funeral Home. During such a difficult time, she provided not only expert guidance but also a sense of comfort and reassurance that made the process much easier for our…

★★★★★Abram Ramirez
a year ago

This funeral home is disgusting! Karla and Martha are incredibly rude, unprofessional and thieves. Martha took a blanket that was dear to us that was under the body. They told us to not touch anything and we would get it back. After words when we got back his clothes and not the blanket we asked for…

★★★★★Betty P.
2 years ago

The manner of professionalism from all the Lord & I Funeral Home staff was outstanding. One would expect for them to treat this as just “their job” but we were proven wrong from David, Carla, Yesenia and Ariana we were treated with the utmost respect, tremendous sympathy and empathy was shown. Other…

Quick facts
OwnershipIndependent
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Phone(956) 519-2649
ServicesNot provided
HoursMonday: Open 24 hours
Tuesday: Open 24 hours
Wednesday: Open 24 hours
Thursday: Open 24 hours
Friday: Open 24 hours
Saturday: Closed
Sunday: Closed
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